Directive Fold Beanie - Assorted Colors
$15
Friend 1: "Man, I wish I had a beanie"
Friend 2: "Go to directiveboardshop.com and get a directive fold beanie"
Friend 1: "Who are you?"
Stranger 2: "bark,bark,bark"
Friend 3: "Wait, did that dog just tell you to buy a beanie?"
Friend 1: *wakes up wearing beanie
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