Satan's Drano Vein Gloves - White / Red

Satan's Drano Vein Gloves - White / Red

A surreal winter accessory for the beautifully unhinged.

Inspired by Meret Oppenheim’s legendary artistic defiance, these gloves take the elegance of the human nervous system and twist it into something… a little more alive. Printed with branching, blood-red “corpse veins” that bloom up each finger, they give your hands the look of something freshly unearthed (but still warm-blooded enough to hold a hot coffee or your enemy’s soul).

Soft, comfortable, and actually warm (because we’re not monsters), these are the perfect stocking stuffers. Wear them to shovel your driveway, to the séance, to the grocery store. People will ask questions. 

Features:

• Cozy knit material to keep your hands from turning literally corpse-cold

• Blood-vein graphic screenprinted on both gloves for maximum morbidity

• Very “I just walked out of an avant-garde gallery and into a ritual” energy

• One size fits most mortal hands

Warmth is temporary. Style is eternal.